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Jared's locks are a force to be reckoned with.
I'm secretly jealous >___<
29th March 2013
9 Comments:
9 years ago #8764925
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Girls I know are always jealous of my hair.
It's one part emasculating and nine parts ego boosting.
It's one part emasculating and nine parts ego boosting.
9 years ago #8764817
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Just lol'd.
Hard.
So fucking hard that my sides went through the roof.
They're flying out so fast that they're breaking through the stratosphere.
Trailing off bits of skin and muscles out as they fly their way out into space.
The trajectory takes my sides to a narrow flyby around the moon, slingshotting them out into Saturn.
They're facing the unknown.
"THEIR CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Oh, and I did happen to imagine a Scottish man's voice when I read that.
Hard.
So fucking hard that my sides went through the roof.
They're flying out so fast that they're breaking through the stratosphere.
Trailing off bits of skin and muscles out as they fly their way out into space.
The trajectory takes my sides to a narrow flyby around the moon, slingshotting them out into Saturn.
They're facing the unknown.
"THEIR CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Oh, and I did happen to imagine a Scottish man's voice when I read that.
9 years ago #8763779
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This is pretty wonderful, but my hair would not compare with that sort of competition.
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